The story of creation

At first, there was only wa. Wa was the ocean of chaos.One day, a mountain rose up out of the ocean. This mountain was called John-john. On this mountain stood notch, the first god. Notch sneezed and puked out usclos, the god of breath, and pwot, the goddess of particle effect. Usclos and pwot had two children. First, there was terra, the god of the earth. Then, there was aero, the goddess of the sky. Usclos lifted aero up so that she became a canopy over terra. Terra and aero had four children named fire, water, nature and air. Fire was the king of the earth and air was the queen. Fire was a good king, and he ruled over the earth for many years. However, everything was not well. Water was jealous of fire because she wanted to be the ruler of the earth. She grew angrier and angrier until one day she killed fire. Fire went down into the nether and water remained on earth and became king.